someone talk to me pls

       ——its okay everybody; it's okay, i'm an αvenger.
             

                                 indie selective deaf!clint barton
                   with fraction/comic and mcu influences
              8+ years of rping experience 2+ on tumblr
                       stans hawkeye with a darn vengence
              mun is total sweetheart part time dorkface
                            who doesn’t smut (sry) and will tag
                                        literally anything on request

deceiverx:

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    you won’t get within one foot of me.

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    Wanna bet?

deceiverx:

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    I feel like I should actually care,
    but the thing is—
                            I don’t.

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    —I will literally break your legs.

deceiverx:

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  My shoes are cleaner than that
      mouth of yours.  Sorry, princess.

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    Hey. Got a secret for ya. 
                 —Fuckin’ shoes off the table, asshole.

deceiverx:

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     I didn’t ask for your opinion.

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    Yeah, I know.
       You got it anyway.

deceiverx:

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    ” I know what I’m doing. Trust me. ”

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    You don’t look like it.

deceiverx:

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   ” I called you a princess. ”

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    Okay, first of all—— not a princess.
               Excuse me for not wanting your shoes 
                   all over my perfectly good junkyard coffee table. 

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blandmarvelheadcanons:

Clint and Natasha have small matching tattoos. The got them after a mission a while ago. Natasha’s got it on her ankle while Clint got it on his lower back. They were both very drunk. Also, it was Natasha’s idea.